Camp Fires and Happy Endings (Sorta)

Season 9 Episode 13 – Grilling Me Softly LET’S GO CAMPING On this episode, the ladies treated us with an unexpected twist; they went camping. I know! I was a bit surprised too because none of the women have shown, over the years, that this is something they’d enjoy. But hey, they can only film so much…

We Don’t Have A Friendship

Season 9 Episode 12 – The Ultimate Ultimatum Here we go! Coming off such a painfully boring episode last week, with the exception of the last 7 minutes or so, I didn’t really have much expectations from this week’s episode besides the sit down between Lisa Vanderpump (LVP) & Ken with Paul Kemsley (PK) &…

Scrambling For A Storyline

Season 9 Episode 11 – Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Sigh. The episode started off with Kyle and Teddi taking their daughters, Portia and Slate respectively, on a photo-shoot for some children’s makeup brand. This was such a cute little scene. I always enjoy any scene with Kyle and Portia, make that any scene with the women and their kids. Portia is a natural in…

Camille Is An Enigma

Season 9 Episode 10 – A Supreme Snub Hello readers, these blogs are getting harder to write as the weeks progress. The women have little to nothing going without Lisa Vanderpump (LVP). We’re halfway through the season and I can’t tell you what anyone’s storyline is. Bored! I want to be able to produce a good…

It’s Still The Lisa Vanderpump Show

Season 9 Midseason Trailer Bravo knows that the fans are drifting because of how this season is playing out. So what do they do? Bravo dropped a midseason trailer to try and keep the fans at bay. We’ve already gone 9 episodes and all we’ve had is the women talking about Lisa Vanderpump (LVP) yet…

Birthday Invitations Are For Friends

Season 9 Episode 9 Recap: A Wolf in Camille’s Clothing I apologise that my blog had been delayed for as along as it was but I had a busy week and I’m readjusting to my work schedule. KYLE CAN’T HELP BUT MAKE HERSELF THE VICTIM 24 hours after the Showdown at Villa Rosa (Goodbye Kyle), Kyle met with the…

Goodbye Kyle!

Season 9 Episode 8 Recap: Showdown at Villa Rosa Congratulations to Lisa Vanderpump, John Sessa, Sen. Alcee Hastings and all parties involved in passing the bill to end the dog and cat meat trade around the world. As #puppygate drags on, the episode begins with Denise and Aaron going through their wedding gifts. It’s a cute moment but I’m really over…

A Respite From PuppyGate

Season 9 Episode 7 Recap: Eat, Drink, and Be Married Finally, we got a break from #puppygate for majority of the episode this week. We start off with Erika meeting her team like she has been doing for the past 4 seasons since she’s been on the show.  At this point, if I wasn’t convinced she has nothing else to offer…

Who Gave The Order?

Season 9 Episode 6 Recap: Fifty Shaded of Shade Where do I begin? With each passing week, as promised by the wives on the defense, more information has been revealed. However, there hasn’t been any actual proof of Lisa Vanderpump (LVP) being involved with planning to expose Dorit on camera for allowing Lucy to end in a kill shelter. Yes, it…

Lisa Has Receipts

Season 9 Episode 5 Recap: The Proof Hurts This week’s episode was a bit dry to be honest with the exception of 3 key scenes; Teddi’s confession, John Blizzard’s confession and Lisa Vanderpump’s (LVP) receipts. The women have been saying for months that we, the audience, don’t know the full story and with each passing week, more will be revealed. They’ve…